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Why Behave? Back the Attack
We seem to live in a world where liberals lie to get votes. They tell women there is a war on them that is not true. They tell Black folks that white folks and cops hate them, which is also not true. And they tell everyone that the economy is fine. Meanwhile we play fair. What fun is that? Here are some thoughts of stuff to make up to back the attack. Feel free to add. If nothing else, adding something here could lower your blood pressure.
Scientists all agree that if Democrats stay in office, that American women will age twice as fast, and men will have male performance similar to an overcooked Ramen noodle.
Obama is not from Hawaii or Kenya. He is an alien. On his planet people make war by playing golf. Experts say that his style of golf damages our allies instead of our foes. No surprise there.
The very serious illness "Ebola" when spelled backwards in Swahili spells "liberal," which tells the inventors of this very dangerous biological warfare strain. Democrats claim that only people who vote for them get the antidote. This is beyond disturbing and horrifying! Have they no shame?
Wonder why Obamacare is so messed up? The final version was written by Punxsutawney Phil, the Ground Hog of Ground Hogs day. Furthermore Phil admits to have been stoned on meth while he wrote it and was trying to avoid 40 foot tall dragons.
President Obama, Vladimir Putin, and Kim Jong-un all three are the same person. Any photos to the contrary use stunt doubles or are redone photos. Why is Mr. Obama absent on vacation and sports so much? He has other places to be.
Global Warming is just a front for Mexican Drug Cartels to operate in the US.
Nancy Pelosi has a very ancient relative called Erzabeth of Bathory. Like Erzabeth, Pelosi has found that blood improves her skin tone. And that is why Avon people, pizza delivery people, and Jehovah Witnesses that go to her door seem to disappear.
Science has just learned that Democrats are responsible for the world's mysterious cattle mutilations. This party is just a group of "very sick puppies."
Obama and Eric Holder by their Fast and Furious program perhaps were trying to kill off all innocent people in Mexico and Central America. (wait ... could that one be true?)