Who's on Food Stamps - Caution, Language!

Ah yes, that leftest, elitist comedy duo ..... Biden and Obama and their classic stand up routine .... "Who's on Food Stamps".

BO: Say Joe, could you tell me about all these different government programs I've got people on out there out there ???
JB: Sure. Let's see, we've got Who's of Food Stamps, What's on Unemployment, and I Don't Know is on Welfare ....
BO: Wait .... that's what I'm trying to figure out.
JB: Like I said, we've got Who's on Food Stamps, What's on Unemployment, and I Don't Know is on Welfare ....
BO: Aw com'on, throw me a bone here. Have we got people on Food Stamps ??
JB: Who
BO: On Food Stamps
JB: Who
BO: On Food Stamps
JB: Who
BO: Damn it man, I'm trying to figure out What we have on Food Stamps.
JB: No, What's on Unemployment and Who's on Food Stamps.
BO: I Don't Know
JB: Oh, they're on Welfare.
BO: WAIT !!!! What ????
JB: Is on Unemployment
BO: What is on Unemployment
JB: Exactly
BO: Exactly
JB: Exactly
BO: Now, Who's on Unemployment
JB: No, What's on Unemployment and Who's on Food Stamps
BO: I Don't Know
JB: No, they're on Welfare
BO: Who's on Welfare
JB: No, Who's on Food Stamps and I Don't Know is on Welfare
BO: What
JB: .... on Unemployment
BO: HOW THE HELL DID I GET ON UNEMPLYMENT !?!?!
JB: You mentioned the people on Unemployment
BO: Who
JB: No, they're on Food Stamps
BO: What
JB: Welfare
BO: I Don't Know
JB: Unemployment
BO: *sigh* ... okay, enough of that $hit. We got a Military?
JB: Tomorrow
BO: What
JB: Unemployment
BO: Who
JB: Food Stamps
BO: I Don't Know
JB: Welfare
BO: So help me Allah, I'll punch you in the nose if you don't tell me if we have a military.
JB: Tomorrow
BO: What, you don't want to tell me about our military
JB: Tomorrow
BO: Joe, you gotta tell me if we have a military so I can send out SEAL team 6 to kill some "bad guys", and then take credit for it. My numbers are starting to sag.
JB: Tomorrow
BO: Tomorrow
JB: Tomorrow
BO: Okay, what about our health care
JB: Yesterday
BO: What
JB: Unemployment
BO: Who
JB: Food Stamps
BO: I Don't Know
JB: Welfare
BO: OKAY THAT'S IT .... I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS $HIT !!!!! So let me get this straight. Me being a great President, IN MY OWN MIND, I send a long winded Bill, full of frivolous crap and filled with loopholes, that will destroy this country from within, up to the Hill. It gets stopped in committee and dies on the House floor. But in the mean time, I've got Who's on Food Stamps, What's on Unemployment, and I Don't Know is on Welfare, and quite frankly .... I DON'T GIVE A F*** ANYMORE ... I JUST WANT TO GO ON ANOTHER VACATION, AT THE TAX PAYERS EXPENSE !!!!
JB: Wait ... what was that last bit ???
BO: I SAID, I DON'T GIVE A F*** ANYMORE .... I JUST WANT TO GO ON ANOTHER VACATION, AT THE TAX PAYERS EXPENSE!!!!!
JB: Oh, that's what your Wife says ......

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Comment by Jerseygal on May 31, 2012 at 7:44pm

:) good one.

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