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Speeches We Would Love to Hear
And so, goodnight America ..... .... This teleprompter made by the happy smiling 6 year old workers of the Far Ku People's Province of ....... Wait! Stop! Cut ! CUT ! Axelrod ?? !!
Joe Biden On History Night:
Abraham Lincoln won the American Revolutionary War from the Germans by battling a huge army of mercenary left handed penguins in Transylvania using the new slingshot semi-auto weapons approved by President Barrack Obama. And that is why Obama Care will be free to the entire solar system except of course for those living upside down in the 6th dimension in the Milky Way ! (Loud Applause for his most lucid speech ever).
Debbie Wasserman Shultz:
The despicable Republicans War on Women continued today as most Republican extremists refused .. refused... to allow expense refund to Congressman Barney Frank for Gucci purses to match his new cheerleader and schoolgirl outfits. And .... What? Well, yes I know he is not an official woman yet, wait let me see what time it is on my watch .... What? You homophobic haters you !! That is why we just do not need your kind in America - unless you vote for our party of course.
Axelrod to Voters:
Thank you ahead of time for voting Democratic. For our own party polls, please just check off your proper voting category of: (1) illegal immigrant, (2) dead, (3) repetitive name voter, (4) paid off union member operative, (5) fictional cartoon character, or (6) multiple avatar user name from the video game "World of Warcraft".
Ah Chu the Energy Czar:
I give self an "A" before I hear price of gas since I don't have car. I cannot have car since all gas in Washington used by honorable Mister Obama and Mister Al Gore and the "go green" organization, and nothing left for me. But also, "A" in my home country stands for "abysmal weasel who deserves less trust than myopic albino panda bear with serious drug habit."
Nancy Pelosi or Barney Frank or Both at the Hollywood Vagina Monologue Foundation for Liberal Campaign Donations:
Last night I molested myself. At first I refused and told myself "no". But then I knew, I just knew, "that I wanted it" !
Bill Maher Apologizes:
I just want to take a moment here for a very important subject. I just want to say that I am truly sorry to all of the b******s , s***s, pr***s, c***s and wh***s out there whom I may have offended. That is if they are so f*****g stupid to even give a s***. And if they do not accept this apology, then they can just go f*** themselves the f*****g idiots that these a******s are !