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Government, Industry and Mice
While we would like to think we are all free willed, the truth is that companies and governments control our actions quite a lot. They treat us no differently than mice in a maze. When you do some things, you get rewarded. When you do other things, you get shocked. That trains us.
CAPITALISTIC MICE MAZE
If you work hard and are smart, you can find the cheese. Those who hate the idea and steal or kill instead find the buzzer by going the wrong way. Those who do nothing sometimes are given some cheese (charity) by the workers. (USA Today said in just one year, Americans, whom Obama says does not care about the poor, gave almost $300 billion to charity. That is a lot of cheese. )
The mazes form a union. Anyone getting any cheese at all must share most of it with those mazes where no one ever moves.
PLANNED PARENTHOOD MAZE
The first mouse to get to the cheese decides which of the other mice get killed. The mouse getting to the cheese gets twice the amount of cheese and talks about "mice rights" and how this is all somehow a feature.
OBAMA MAZE STEP ONE
The hard workers continue to work hard and go for the cheese. But... oh no... it is just a hologram! It is the buzzer in disguise! Those who want to work hard die an ugly death while the other mice spit on them. Those that move in the wrong direction get some cheese, as do those who do not move at all. Illegal mice from other mazes join by crawling over the maze walls since they now realize you can get cheese and never work at all. Mice schools come into existence with insane rodent professors who teach that anyone who works must first get wedgies, then be forced to listen to old Obama and Pelosi speeches as their brains implode, and then later die screaming.
OBAMA MAZE STEP TWO
The mice who hate capitalism now join with mouse extremists and this simplifies life. Instead of calling capitalistic mice silly names like Tea Party, Republicans, Rush or Fox, all who disagree are simply called "infidels". Since no one works anymore, Obama now has to print fake cheese for the maze. Mice begin to get sick eating this cheese supplied from the cheese.gov website. All the mice die except for the royalty mice who cheer. The mice saved call this system "single payer" since only the royalty mice get paid with real cheese.
Moral of the story: Some of us are simply a-maze-d at how stupid and evil some mice are, and in fact, are certain they instead are rats. Rats! I tell you!