The Obama Housing Plan

Since Obama has destroyed the economy and the private sector, many folks have lost their businesses, their jobs, their life savings, their homes and their credit ratings.  To make up for it, Obama offers them the following house for only $150,000 - with the signing of a mortgage with some of his Chicago thugs.  The Specs are below the house image.…

Ah yes, that leftest, elitist comedy duo ..... Biden and Obama and their classic stand up routine .... "Who's on Food Stamps".



BO: Say Joe, could you tell me about all these different government programs I've got people on out there out there ???

JB: Sure. Let's see, we've got Who's of Food Stamps, What's on Unemployment, and I Don't Know is on Welfare ....

BO: Wait .... that's what I'm trying to figure out.

JB: Like I said, we've got Who's on Food Stamps, What's on…

Pessimist: There are ants in my pizza.

Optimist:  Aw yea free ants.

Bear:  There's a pizza in my ants.

Fast way to ruin someone's Knock Knock joke?

"It's open."

I just read a list of “100 things to do before you die”. And, I’ve got to say that I’m pretty surprised “yell for help” wasn't one of them.

We ALL remember our first crush.  Mine was Orange.

crastination. I'll put the "pro" in it later.

Vampire…

"I think Congressmen should wear Uniforms, You know, like NASCAR drivers, so we can identify their corporate sponsors."

Democrats - the Party of Hate 

I believe that I am a true independent, although the road to get there was rocky.  I do believe that it is impossible if one studies US financials not to be independent.  Both parties say such idiotic things about US financials.  However, if I am independent, I ask myself why I prefer watching Fox News and even some Rush Limbaugh snippets to CNN, MSNBC, and the networks. 

And the answer is simply ... I am not only tired of stupidity and bias.... I…

Ineptocracy (in-ep-toc’-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

California Wants Huge Cigarette Tax 

California wants to tax cigarettes 115%.  Oddly, the Liberals I know who smoke tell me that this is just fine, since cigarettes are evil and this is a luxury tax and they should pay the government.  I disagree a bit.  This is so Michelle who has 1000 times more vacations than me can have more?  So the GSA can have bigger parties, the Secret Service more prostitutes?  Obama more golf?  With liberal thinking like that, here is how I predict the…

The Fantasy World of Communism and Socialism 

I continue to hear many liberals tell me that communism and socialism are the best forms of government.  The difference between them and me is that they believe in theories, which in this case are fantasies.  The two questions to ask liberals about this is: (1) of the 196 countries in the world, many of which are socialistic or communistic, which works better than the US?  (2) Why do you not just go there then and leave us alone?  But…

I am attempting to put together a presentation to prove to my neighbors that the UN Agenda 21/ICLEI initiatives are being implemented in my community and others that surround Omaha, NE.

First, let's visit Omaha......

Omaha (and Lincoln) are dues-paying members of ICLEI-Local Governments for Sustainability....International Council on Local Environmental Initiatives.  Listen to Tom DeWeese, president of the American Policy Center, as he delivers a message on Agenda 21 (Omaha and…

Better Off

By Charlie Daniels

When you look at a presidential candidate, you are faced with the sobering fact that, if elected, he will be the most powerful person on earth for the next four years and have power over not only weapons of mass destruction, but also the economy, foreign policy, social and civil rights issues - and the quality of your life.

New candidates have to run on a limited record of public service, their character, their personality and their…

After Deb Fischer (who?) soundly defeated state Attorney General Jon Bruning in the Republican race for Ben Nelson's senate seat, I've only encountered one who thinks this is a bad deal for Nebraska.  Most are pleasantly shocked.  Some are just plain shocked....a few being Bruning and our local news media.  The story didn't even make the afternoon news the day after the election on one channel.  Media is calling it the Kerry-Fischer face.  (Why is the repub named second in a repub…

If News Was Humor instead of Sad 

None of this happened.  But I say ... it could have. 

This week Sicily received a bailout from the European Union.  Sicily said that they just "made the E.U. a deal that they could not refuse". 

Tomorrow Obama will show how he got bin Laden by himself while dressed in his golf clothes and using his teleprompter as an assault weapon.  He does admit, however, that the raid was not a surprise since the US first had to build a landing strip…

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Some of you would remember from last year Waddington NY was up for nomination for ultimate fishing town by the WFN (World Fishing Network).  Last year Waddington only lost by 2000 or so votes, we don't want that to happen again this year.  The winning town gets $25,000 towards fishing related causes, and a tv show that premiers on WFN and WFN HD about the town and its great fishing. So please you can vote 4 times a day, every 6 hours and remember every vote counts. The small business's of…

Finally! A song I would like liberals to teach kids in school to sing!

Would you like to swing on a Star?

Carry Moonbeams home in a jar?

And be better off than you are?

Or would you rather be a "lib".

A lib is an animal that should not exist

if gone it never ever would be missed.

He does not work, and his brain is weak

He's just plain stupid with a very cruel streak

So if you use ...no logic and no math..

You then grow lib and…