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Progressive Magazine for Survival (PMS)
Liberals helping Liberals to survive - since someone must...
Letters to the Editor
Dear Comrade Editor: The other day my car stalled like in the middle of nowhere. At first I was scared, but then the information from your magazine like helped a lot. By the time the tow truck arrived 20 minutes later, I was drinking urine out of a rabbit's skull while singing the Obama song I learned in school. - Liberal Graduate
Dear Graduate: You are quick learner poopsy. I love rabbits. They remind me of Sandra Fluke.
Dear Comrade Editor: I continue to get beaten up in the inner city daily! And I think these are liberals who are beating me up! The last time, they cut off my.. privates - and fed them to a sparrow. - clueless
Dear Clueless: How many times must we say this! Never leave home without wearing your "Justice for Trayvon Martin" t shirt !!. You are fortunate. Gender reassignment surgery to any of the four types is about the only thing that is covered under Obamacare.
Private Message to: Comrade Cruz: Do you hear drones overhead infidel?
Muslims playing laser tag - Note. While this should be allowed, note that some dumb conservative outlets do not allow you to use your knife to save ammunition. Achmed Muhummad Abdullah has been banned for life, for just 52 dead infidels !
The Progressive Center for the Furthering of Progressives of Even More Centers next week will give a hunting course for liberals. This is to ensure safety if Republicans kill our country. The course will tell how to hunt sandwiches in the forest - as soon as we all learn where sandwiches live in the forest.
President Obama is suggesting for liberal safety, that liberals get a second citizenship in a good country in the event that the Great Satan, the US, cannot be fixed, spaded and neutered. We suggest a second citizenship in the following countries in order: North Korea, Iran, Syria, and Libya, all of which are far safer than the US is.
Next Tuesday, is empathy with Gitmo prisoners day, where each liberal is asked to cut down to one remote for at least 23 minutes. To avoid family injury, we suggest a universal remote, plenty of popcorn, and also to have a physician on hand for emergencies.
We have had several reports of comrades being (almost) bitten by members of the Tea Party who were not properly leashed and muzzled as our Party dictates. You can get this fixed and your boo boo personally kissed by Nancy Pelosi for just a $10,000 contribution to the Democratic Party. or a similar type donation to Al Jazeera or Al Qaeda.
And there is no reason to fear our revered Obama shutting down coal companies which are 43% of our energy. As we all know, food just appears in grocery stores, clothes just appear on Rodeo drive, and energy just happens without anyone needing to do anything. What do you need in your back pack? Apple IVOTE, a Muslim prayer rug, and donation money to our party.
Trust, in the Farce Luke!