I'm a BAD Woman but I had to post this joke. At least I think it's a joke!

NEVER STAND IN LINE AGAIN (Gen. Stanley McChrystal U.S. Army)

Some men carry and handle their diplomacy better than others........

When former U.S. Military commander in Afghanistan, Stanley McChrystal, was called into the Oval Office by Barack Obama, he knew things weren't going to go well when the President accused him of not supporting him in his political role as President.

"It's not my job to support you as a politician, Mr. President, it's my job to support you as Commander-in-Chief," McChrystal replied, and he handed Obama his resignation.

Not satisfied with accepting McChrystal's resignation the President made acheap parting shot. "I bet when I die you'll be happy to pee on my grave."

The General saluted. "Mr. President, I always told myself after leaving the Army I'd never stand in line again."

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Comment by RNhunter on June 17, 2013 at 6:06pm

Good joke, and no, I do not believe you are a bad woman. :)

Comment by Molle Baxter on June 18, 2013 at 12:28am

I love it! I hope it's true!

Comment by Robin on June 19, 2013 at 10:19am

OMG! LOVE IT!

Comment by Jerseygal on June 19, 2013 at 10:44am

Love it Ruthie!

Comment by Ruthann on June 19, 2013 at 12:59pm

Got another one!

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.

The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia   and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this, he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies, " Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

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