IF IT WAS NOT SO TRUE, IT WOULD BE COMICAL.


Dear Mr. Obama,

I learned yesterday that you have 'evolving' views on marriage. Just so I am in full understanding, you are saying you no longer believe that marriage is a sacred union between a man and a woman. If it is now open to interpretation then what is it? ...

At the San Francisco Marriage Counter "Next."

"Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license."
"Names?"
"Tim and Jim Jones."
"Jones?? Are you related?? I see a resemblance."
"Yes, we're brothers."
"Brothers?? You can't get married."
"Why not?? Aren't you giving marriage licenses to same gender couples?"
"Yes, thousands. But we haven't had any siblings. That's incest!"
"Incest?" No, we are not gay.."
"Not gay?? Then why do you want to get married?"
"For the financial benefits, of course. And we do love each other. Besides, we don't have any other prospects."
 "But we're issuing marriage licenses to gay and lesbian couples who've been denied equal protection under the law. If you are not gay, you can get married to a woman."
"Wait a minute. A gay man has the same right to marry a woman as I have. But just because I'm straight doesn't mean I want to marry a woman. I want to marry Jim.""And I want to marry Tim, Are you going to discriminate against us just because we are not gay?"
"All right, all right. I'll give you your license. Next."
"Hi. We are here to get married."
"Names?"
"John Smith, Jane James, Robert Green, and June Johnson."
"Who wants to marry whom?"
"We all want to marry each other."
"But there are four of you!"
"That's right. You see, we're all bisexual. I love Jane and Robert, Jane loves me and June, June loves Robert and Jane, and Robert loves June and me. All of us getting married together is the only way that we can express our sexual preferences in a marital relationship."
"But we've only been granting licenses to gay and lesbian couples."
"So you're discriminating against bisexuals!"
"No, it's just that, well, the traditional idea of marriage is that it's just for couples."
"Since when are you standing on tradition?"
"Well, I mean, you have to draw the line somewhere."
"Who says? There's no logical reason to limit marriage to couples.The more the better. Besides, we demand our rights! The mayor says the constitution guarantees equal protection under the law. Give us a marriage license!"
 "All right, all right. Next."
"Hello, I'd like a marriage license."
"In what names?"
"David Deets."
"And the other man?"
"That's all. I want to marry myself."

"Marry yourself? What do you mean?"
"Well, my psychiatrist says I have a dual personality, so I want to marry the two together. Maybe I can file a joint income-tax return."
"That does it!? I quit!!? You people are making a mockery of marriage!"

So Mr. Obama, exactly how evolved are you?

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Comment by D.A. on August 22, 2012 at 4:37pm

That's what it has come too Ruth.  Don't laugh....it could actually happen!  

Good post.......

Comment by RNhunter on August 24, 2012 at 12:34am

Yep, as soon as one redefines marriage, then one cannot stop any of the other possibilities.  Recall that on South Park, one episode had PETA people marrying their pets.  So when a lady complains that her husband is a snake, perhaps the husband really is a snake.

But cheer up.  Look at it this way.  One could view abortion as the process that eliminates 3000 new liberal American voters per day.  Gay Marriage and marrying your pets also cuts back on getting new liberal babies.  So I kindly suggest, that instead of being upset, we hold up signs near liberals that say:

THANK YOU !!! GOD! !! THANK YOU FOR NOT BREEDING !!!

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