Valentines Day Suggested Greetings

[RNhunter]

Valentines Day Suggested Greetings

person 1: Surely we should be able to figure out some timely Valentines Day Greetings before the big day arrives

person 2: We can, but stop calling me Shirley.....

Suggestions for Valentines Day Cards - feel free to add your own:

Dearest Friend:
If you love someone let them go...
...if they come back, nobody wanted them.

Dear Fellow Shopper:
They say each day is a gift...
Please tell me you saved the receipt for Monday.

Dear Honey Bun:
It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty .
There is clearly enough room for more alcohol.

Dearest Wimpy Voter:
Republicans are red, Democrats are blue
Neither of them gives a darn about you

Dear Most Arrogant Liberal Elitist:
You don't have to sleep with the same sex to be considered gay...
You just have to drive a Prius to Starbucks for a latte.

Dear Huffington Post:
Politician (noun):
Someone who will lay down your life for his country.
- Fellow Patriot

Happy Christmas!
Or whatever day it is. This day is a big, big frickin deal !!
- Joe Biden

Sweety !
I love you more than Obama loves raising taxes.
I love you more than Harry Reid loves cowboy poetry.
I love you more than Barney Frank...
errrr...wait..... forget Barney Frank.
- Your Local Politician
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Dear Officer Handy:
I dont say "no" to drugs
I say "no thank you" because I wasn't raised in a fricking barn like some of you hoodlums.

Dear Passion Bunny:
I hate how girls make excuses to not have sex like :
"I have a headache", or "I'm on my period", or
"Get your hands off of me... I don't know you"

Sweetikins ---
I bought you a new AR-15 from Sam the T-Rex before they go illegal.
I know, it was just so sweet of me!
Sam the T-Rex is our local small arms dealer

My Dear Ex Husband on Valentines Day -
Some say that divorce is like algebra.
You look at your X and you wonder Y?

Dear all on Valentines Day:
I just love this site since everyone is so friendly ....
and not like "Little Miss Restraining Order" across the street

Dear Surfer on Valentines Day:
Tip of the Day: Scientists have found that a shark will only attack if you are wet.
No, No, no need to thank me.

[Jerseygal]

Hilarious RN!!!

[Robin]

Awesome RN! Thank you for my morning laugh. :)

[JeansBrother]

LOL! :))

[2w6w11y4hvvz5]

Very funny RN.

[Jodi180]

NEVER misplace our sense of humor.  Happy VD, RN!  (and I ain't talkin' crabs :)

[DebE]

Thanks for the smile.  I needed it!

[Patriot077]

Thanks for making this grumpy gramma laugh this morning, RN!

[Robin]

This is great. tweeting it out.

[Robyn Taylor]

Awesome RN. This site is truly awesome.