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Valentines Day Suggested Greetings
person 1: Surely we should be able to figure out some timely Valentines Day Greetings before the big day arrives
person 2: We can, but stop calling me Shirley.....
Suggestions for Valentines Day Cards - feel free to add your own:
If you love someone let them go...
...if they come back, nobody wanted them.
Dear Fellow Shopper:
They say each day is a gift...
Please tell me you saved the receipt for Monday.
Dear Honey Bun:
It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty .
There is clearly enough room for more alcohol.
Dearest Wimpy Voter:
Republicans are red, Democrats are blue
Neither of them gives a darn about you
Dear Most Arrogant Liberal Elitist:
You don't have to sleep with the same sex to be considered gay...
You just have to drive a Prius to Starbucks for a latte.
Dear Huffington Post:
Someone who will lay down your life for his country.
- Fellow Patriot
Or whatever day it is. This day is a big, big frickin deal !!
- Joe Biden
I love you more than Obama loves raising taxes.
I love you more than Harry Reid loves cowboy poetry.
I love you more than Barney Frank...
errrr...wait..... forget Barney Frank.
- Your Local Politician
Dear Officer Handy:
I dont say "no" to drugs
I say "no thank you" because I wasn't raised in a fricking barn like some of you hoodlums.
Dear Passion Bunny:
I hate how girls make excuses to not have sex like :
"I have a headache", or "I'm on my period", or
"Get your hands off of me... I don't know you"
I bought you a new AR-15 from Sam the T-Rex before they go illegal.
I know, it was just so sweet of me!
Sam the T-Rex is our local small arms dealer
My Dear Ex Husband on Valentines Day -
Some say that divorce is like algebra.
You look at your X and you wonder Y?
Dear all on Valentines Day:
I just love this site since everyone is so friendly ....
and not like "Little Miss Restraining Order" across the street
Dear Surfer on Valentines Day:
Tip of the Day: Scientists have found that a shark will only attack if you are wet.
No, No, no need to thank me.
Awesome RN! Thank you for my morning laugh. :)
Very funny RN.
NEVER misplace our sense of humor. Happy VD, RN! (and I ain't talkin' crabs :)
Thanks for the smile. I needed it!
Thanks for making this grumpy gramma laugh this morning, RN!
This is great. tweeting it out.
Awesome RN. This site is truly awesome.